INTERGALACTIC COOKBOOK by Simon, DeLuca, and Relf

These recipes are not intended to be prepared by anyone who has not been licensed and certified by the Union of Trans-galactic Chefs and has fulfilled their internship requirements. For those of you nearing completion on these, Sozar to you—and be sure to prepare rigorously for the ingredient substitution appendage-on exam.

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"I get all my best ideas from this wonderful little book." -- Emerald, Chef Culinaire and garlic entrepreneur

"These Irish Triplets have come up with enough five-star recipes to slake the hunger of even the most discriminating gourmet. I have got to get them onto my show." -- Rachael Rail, Winner of the 2013 Tentacular Julienne Award

"I had no idea you could do such wonders with alien giblets." -- Captain Cook, noted Hawaiian feast

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